Nippy

The forecast, but make it flirty. The forecast, but make it fun.

Nippy is weather and astrology for iPhone with a giant squishy temperature, a dirty mind and a heart of gold. Nippy is weather and astrology for iPhone with a giant squishy temperature and jokes you can read at work.

Get Nippy for iPhone

Paid app. No ads, no account, no subscriptions.

Partly Clothed

Perfect weather to show a little ankle. Pack a light layer in case it gets frisky later.

Go on, spank a cloudGo on, poke a cloud

Tap the number

The temperature is the button. Tap it and the whole forecast opens up: six pages, each with a 24-hour chart and a scrubber that ticks under your thumb.

Heat

    • Hyper-local, from Apple Weather

      Forecasts for exactly where you’re standing, or any city you pick, hour by hour and day by day.

    • A temperature you want to touch

      The giant 3D numeral glistens, squishes and changes with the live sky. Long-press it and your narrator reads you the forecast.

    • Clouds that like a spankClouds you can poke

      Drag the glossy latex clouds around, or give one a smack. They jiggle back for more.Drag the glossy clouds around, or give one a poke. They bounce right back.

    • You’ll feel every hour

      Haptics on every scrub, tap and pop, each one paired with something you can see. Turn them off in Settings if you’re shy.

    Say the safe word

    Nippy comes in two complete editions. Spicy, the default, is cheeky, kinky and full of innuendo, but never explicit. Safe Word keeps the exact same weather and swaps every line for office-safe jokes. Flip it in Settings, or give your phone a firm shake.

    This switch changes the whole page. Go on, try it.

    Same sky, two moods Spicy editionSafe Word edition

    Headlights OnFrigid

    Cold enough to make anyone a little needy. Wear the big coat and find someone warm to hold. Cold out there. Wear the big coat and grab a hot drink on the way.

    • TopHigh28°
    • BottomLow19°
    • MoistureHumidity71%
    • Heavy breathingGusts31 mph
    • Peep rangeVisibility6 mi
    • NarratorDaddy DopplerDr. Doppler
    • Mini-gameCloud SpankerCloud Popper

    Who whispers your forecast?

    Four narrators with real recorded voices, more than 3,000 lines between them in both editions. Long-press the number and they read you the weather. No robot voices.

    • Daddy DopplerDr. Doppler

      Radar so good he knows where you’ve been last night.Radar so good he knows where the rain has been.

      Rise and shine, gorgeous. Daddy Doppler is on the radar, and he is very impressed.Rise and shine. Dr. Doppler is on the radar and ready.

    • Mistress MonsoonMs. Monsoon

      She decides when it rains. You just pick the safe word.She knows when it rains, and she is never wrong.

      Hello, pet. Mistress Monsoon has the sky well under control.Hello, darling. Ms. Monsoon has the sky well under control.

    • Barometer BabeBarometer Betty

      Always under pressure. Always looking good.Measures the pressure so you don’t have to.

      Hiii, it is Barometer Babe. The pressure is on, and honestly, so am I.Hiii, it is Barometer Betty. The pressure is on, and so am I.

    • Sir CumulusCaptain Cumulus

      A gentleman of the clouds. Fluffy, discreet, impeccably mannered.A gentleman of the clouds. Fluffy and impeccably mannered.

      Good day, my dear. Sir Cumulus at your service, and I do mean service.Good day, my friend. Captain Cumulus at your service.

    Glance, blush, carry on

    Small and medium widgets for your Home Screen, plus three for the Lock Screen. They wear your skin, speak your edition and update without opening the app.

    Your daily HorniscopeYour daily horoscope

    Give Nippy your birthday and it works out your Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus and Mars signs from real planetary positions, right on your phone. Each day’s reading mixes them with the actual moon phase, any retrogrades and the weather outside.

    Pick a date

    Your Sun sign appears here

    Worked out in your browser. Nothing is sent anywhere, same as in the app.

    • Sun?
    • MoonIn the app
    • MercuryIn the app
    • VenusIn the app
    • MarsIn the app

    Add your birth time if you know it. The Moon changes sign every couple of days, so the time pins it down and makes every reading more accurate.

    Dress it up

    Every skin restyles the whole app, numeral to clouds, in light and dark. Four are yours from day one. The rest you earn.

    Latex

    Glossy black, cherry red, squeaky clean. The default, but never basic.

    Vanilla

      Cloud SpankerCloud Popper

      A mini-game hiding in Settings. Clouds drift in, you spank them before they get away. Land 25 in one round and the Neon Dungeon skin is yours.A mini-game hiding in Settings. Clouds drift in, you pop them before they get away. Pop 25 in one round and the Arcade skin is yours.

      Achievements

      Fifteen of them, for checking in, chasing storms and fiddling with the switch. A few unlock secret skins.

      • First PeekFirst Look
      • Booty Call RegularRegular
      • Up to No GoodNight Owl
      • SwitchIndecisive
      • Certified BratButton Masher
      • Storm Chaser
      • Wet SpellRainy Day
      • Snow BunnySnow Day
      • Hot & BotheredScorcher
      • Nice.Perfect Number

      What happens on your phone stays there

      Nippy has no servers and no account to make. The only data that leaves your phone is the location Apple Weather needs to send you a forecast.

      • No account, no sign-up

        Open it and go. There’s nothing to log in to and nothing to delete later.

      • Your birthday stays home

        Your star signs are calculated on the device. Your birthday is never uploaded.

      • Location only for weather

        Used to ask Apple Weather for your forecast. Rather not share it? Pick a city instead.

      • No ads, no analytics, no tracking

        No third-party SDKs counting your taps. Nippy doesn’t know who you are.

      Let’s get wetLet’s go

      One price, everything included. No ads, no subscriptions, no in-app purchases.

      Get Nippy for iPhone

      Requires iOS 17 or later. Rated 18+.